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Simpsons Quotes
These are some of my favorite quotes from the Simpsons. I love how the writers poke fun at society's absurdities and quirks.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
Cletus (at the carwash): All right youngens, bath time. Cover up your eyes and drop your britches! Who wants wax?
Superintendent Skinner: For Privacy's sake, lets call her Lisa S...Wait thats to ovious. How about L Simpson
Apu: Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!
Now, aren't those funny? |
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